Three Heads Are Better: A cozy romcom for men who like crazy monster girls (Monstrous Love Book 3) by Virgil Knightley

Author:Virgil Knightley [Knightley, Virgil]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: anonymous
Published: 2024-04-19T00:00:00+00:00

Joel

Joel was generally a positive person with a sunny outlook on life, but the next morning there was an extra bounce in his step. After the oral exchange with Tria, Joel walked her home while Gabby walked Moxy one last time before bed. When he finally crashed at the end of the night, he fell asleep immediately and had the most blissful rest of his life, with Gabby acting as his big spoon.

Joel slept from three in the morning until about eleven in the morning, still managing an eight-hour slumber. He was a little hung over, but with the breakfast Gabby cooked for him, composed of french toast, bacon, eggs, and freshly sliced tangerines, he managed to chase the hangover away pretty quickly.

And then…he went to work. For only eight hours! Could this day get any better?!

As they were enjoying a quiet period in the afternoon, a man came in looking more than a little nervous about the pooch tucked under his arm. Joel could guess why.

“I don’t suppose you serve customers with Hellhounds here,” he said, patting his dog on the rump.

“As a matter of fact, I do have some experience with Hellhounds,” Joel beamed. “You might even say I’m extremely familiar with one.”

The guy blinked at him for a moment, perhaps trying to decide if Joel had made a weird innuendo or not. He offered his hand, and they shook. “Pleased to meet you. Quintin Ashfield. I adopted a Hellhound off of a demon guy a few months ago and, boy, it was a pain to get it registered. I now need to get its shots updated and get it microchipped.”

Joel nodded. “I can handle that, no problem.” He bent down to see the dog more closely. It was definitely not the same breed as Tria. It had only one head, and it was much smaller. Its tongue hung out of its mouth, and tips of its ears appeared to be perpetually on fire. Its fur was black with red stripes, and it was about the size of a dachshund. “Do you happen to know the breed?”

“I didn’t write it down but I’m still in touch with the guy who sold it to me. He’s actually friends with a Hellhound.”

Joel perked up. “Friends with a Hellhound? I assume it can take human shape and has human intelligence, then?”

“Human intelligence is common in certain breeds, yeah, or so I gather. I opted for one as dumb as rocks because, well, getting one too smart seemed a bit iffy to me.”

“True,” Joel muttered. “And about the human shape—”

“Well, it’s an in-between sort of shape. Furry body, wolfy snout.”

“So basically a real life furry,” Joel grunted.

“Yeah. Wait until the actual furry fetishists find out about these things.”

Joel nodded. “Would you mind asking your friend if he’d like to stop by? I would really like to expand my understanding of Hellhounds. You might say I’m…uniquely motivated.”

The man blinked. “My guy, are you fucking a Hellhound?”

“It has a human form. Three, actually.”

“Ahh. Cerberus-based?”

“Yes,” Joel said, grinning.

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